Begorrah, what’s the world comin’ to? It seems like the magic of Disney has turned into a right ol’ mess. The president of Disney, Karey Burke, has announced that she’s the mother of two “queer children” – one transgender and one pansexual. And the ages of these younglings, you ask? A mere five and seven years old. ‘Tis a wonder, to be sure.
Now, I’m not one to judge, but it seems to me that this is more than just a matter of parenting choices. It’s a window into the ideological project that’s unfoldin’ before our very eyes, like a big ol’ Irish stew. And it’s not just Disney that’s pushin’ this agenda, but our own government as well. It’s enough to make your head spin, to be sure.
Let’s take a gander at the numbers, shall we? The probability of havin’ a trans-identified child is about 1 in 3,000. And the odds of havin’ a pansexual child? Well, that’s even lower, me boyo. You’re lookin’ at odds of about 1 in 9 million. So, what’s more likely? That Burke has two naturally occurring, statistically improbable queer children, or that the children have become identity props in a broader ideological narrative? Ah, it’s a no-brainer, if you ask me.
And what’s all this nonsense about a five-year-old bein’ pansexual? Or a seven-year-old bein’ transgender? These are children who are still learnin’ to tie their shoes, read a book, or understand the concept of time. Most kids at that age still believe in the Tooth Fairy, for cryin’ out loud! But now, we’re bein’ told they have definitive internal understandings of complex gender and sexual identities? It’s ideological colonization, if you ask me. The gender-identity complex is bein’ projected onto children far too young to comprehend such concepts, let alone articulate them authentically.
And don’t even get me started on Disney’s new mission. It seems they’re more interested in pushin’ ideology than in tellin’ good stories. They’re embeddin’ as many LGBT+ characters into their content as possible, and callin’ it “representation.” But I call it saturation, me boyo. They’re pushin’ children to question their identities before they’re even developmentally capable of doin’ so. It’s like tryin’ to put a square peg into a round hole, if you know what I mean.
And if that’s not enough, it turns out our tax dollars are helpin’ to bankroll this ideological crusade. Reports have shown that the federal government held thousands of unused Disney+ subscriptions during the pandemic. While small businesses were shutterin’ their doors, and veterans and seniors were strugglin’ to get support, the government was subsidizin’ access to Disney’s streamin’ platform. It’s a right ol’ scandal, if you ask me.
Now, I’m not against children bein’ loved, supported, or safe. But this isn’t about that, me boyo. This is about the weaponization of compassion. It’s turnin’ children into mascots for adult political causes, and dressin’ it up in the language of tolerance. And don’t even get me started on the government’s role in all this. They’re supposed to be servin’ the people, not pushin’ ideology down our throats.
So, what can we do about it, you ask? Well, me boyo, there are a few things. First, we can cancel our Disney+ subscriptions and stop fundin’ our own indoctrination. Second, we can educate our kids about media literacy and teach them to question narratives. Third, we can support alternative creators and platforms that don’t have an ideological axe to grind. And finally, we can hold our government accountable and demand transparency about how our tax dollars are bein’ spent.
In conclusion, this is not a call to hatred or bigotry, me boyo. It’s a call to sanity, to boundaries, and to respect for the natural developmental process of children. It’s a call for storytellin’ that unites us, rather than divides us along ideological lines. So, let’s stand up for our children, and for the values that matter most. Let’s keep the magic of Disney alive, without the ideology. And remember, if you’re not willin’ to fight for the minds of your children, someone else already is.
As the great Irish philosopher, Oscar Wilde, once said, “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.” So, let’s live, me boyo, and not just exist. Let’s stand up for what we believe in, and fight for the future of our children. And always remember, “May the road rise up to meet you, and may the wind be always at your back.” Sláinte, me friends!
In the end, it’s up to us to decide what kind of world we want to create for our children. Do we want a world where children are free to be themselves, without the burden of ideological expectations? Or do we want a world where children are forced to conform to the whims of adults? The choice is ours, me boyo. Let’s choose wisely.
And as we move forward, let’s not forget the importance of family, community, and tradition. These are the things that have held us together for centuries, and they’re the things that will continue to hold us together in the face of adversity. So, let’s cherish them, and let’s pass them down to our children.
In the words of the great Irish poet, W.B. Yeats, “Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.” Let’s light that fire, me boyo, and let’s educate our children about the importance of tradition, community, and family. Let’s give them the tools they need to navigate the complex world we live in, and let’s give them the freedom to make their own choices.
And finally, let’s not forget the power of storytelling. Stories have the ability to unite us, to inspire us, and to challenge us. They have the power to change our minds, and to change our hearts. So, let’s tell stories that uplift, that inspire, and that challenge. Let’s tell stories that bring us together, rather than drive us apart.
In the end, it’s up to us to create the world we want to live in. Let’s create a world that’s full of wonder, full of magic, and full of possibility. Let’s create a world where children can grow and thrive, without the burden of ideological expectations. And let’s create a world where we can all live together, in harmony and in peace. Sláinte, me friends!
